#PLUPROBLEMS

When I saw the Ice Cream machines in the UC

When I visit the UW campus

When the teacher says that attendance isn’t mandatory

What I’m really thinking when its raining in Parkland

Waiting in line for burgers in the UC

When I sleep over at my boyfriend’s house

When I fart in the elevator

When I do a workout video at home

When my roommate asks how I got so drunk last night

Eating in the UC as a senior

When Campus Safety accuses me of being intoxicated

How I deal with stress in college

All I can process from the teacher after an hour of lecture

When my roommate and I get back to the dorms from going out

When I see other students F*%&#ng around in the library while I’m studying